Curse

sun is in us · Dec 20, 2005, 06:42 PM // 18:42

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Originally Posted by dont feel no pain

worst probably

2 55 monks
1 ele/mes (me)
lvl 16 necro not sure what he was doing

we enter the battle the 55 monks get killed by one necro doing vampric gazes and touches
and the necro gets spiked and i just quit.

My personal favorite of the thread.

I do love it when the 55 monks (who should never be in pvp) get degenned quickly or stripped. They just waste everyone's time.......

naix · Dec 20, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32

I was in a group that had, 3 monks (of them me) and a mesmer. The fight lasted so long that the whole other team left and so did our mesmer. Then when we zone to the next fight we had got another monk on our team. We ended up winning 2 or 3 more fights by just boring them to death.

yangster · Dec 20, 2005, 08:13 PM // 20:13

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Originally Posted by naix

I was in a group that had, 3 monks (of them me) and a mesmer. The fight lasted so long that the whole other team left and so did our mesmer. Then when we zone to the next fight we had got another monk on our team. We ended up winning 2 or 3 more fights by just boring them to death.

I think I was with you that time. I remember the same exact thing happening. I was the healer and we fought for a long time and killed them with wands.

Baron · Dec 21, 2005, 02:12 AM // 02:12

My worst ever CA team (well it's hard to pick I have had a few bad ones) there was an elementalist on our team who was wearing no armor. She then cast armor of earth and ran into the fight. So the rest of my team just fought on regardless, we lost, but the whole time this ele did nothing but cast armor of earth. She then told us it was the only skill she had in her bar...

Lord Mendes · Dec 21, 2005, 06:48 AM // 06:48

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Originally Posted by Former Ruling

A couple of times I made theteam bad myself. Funny stories. I run 2 different bad boy builds when I'm bored.

FIRST:R/Me - Eoe Bomb Saccer
I put on armor with 4 sup runes in it.
Start the battle by putting up EoE.
Then kill myself with IoW (illusion of weakness).
Then watch the reactions. Sometimes if they dont comment I'd say something like "Man..This works alot better in Tombs".

SECOND: My fav - R/* - Spirit Spammer
I'd carry 5-6 Spirits, and defensive stances/troll for the rest. Spirits mostly include Nature's Renewel, Frozen Soil, Muddy Terrain, Quickening Zhepher, Edge of Extinction,Primal Echoes, Symbiotic Bond (only set if other team has pets), Winter (any combination of 6 of those).
Start the battle by casting all the spirits and just watch the reaction.
Sometimes I'd go into Team channel and and complain about how you are supposed to surprise the enemy and use the situations against them.

(My favorite reaction to the spirit one, was in 1 battle, where both teams refused to move on each other until I let the spirits drop - for 5 minutes my team sit at one side of the spirits and the other team sit at the other side of the spirits [just out of range]).

Thats awesome!

Yesterday:
1 Me
1 N
1 Ele/mes (me)
1 W/Mo
Now the team doesnt look that bad, but the necro was lvl 8 and the mesmer was afk during the whole fight. And our W had fergot to change to his pvp build and was still using his runners build. We mapped to the desert arena and were against a team of 2 Paladins one monk and 1 mes. The necro died first, then i died and then the afk Me followed. The W then ran around the arena for abt 15 min (not joking). After that the other team decided to quit and we won. We were all mapped to another arena and we all left except for the afk mesmer and the W. I put the W on my friends list incase i ever need a drok run.

Orbberius · Dec 21, 2005, 06:52 AM // 06:52

How can I choose? There are so many...

Okae · Dec 21, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06

The worst group I remember playing with were a bunch of FOTM players.

1 E/MO smiter
1 55hp Monk
1 Iway Warrior
and me and my Nec/Mes

Now mind you this happened in CA about a month after the skills were nerfed. The match went something like this:

Waiting for gate to open.
E/MO: hey monk make sure you put as many enchants as you can on me
Mo/W: sorry I need the pips and the enchants for myself
E/MO: just do it I can do more dmg than you can
Mo/W: Noob, I can solo lvl 28's
E/MO: whatever noob.. this is PVP not PVE
Mo/W: guess you're not getting rez
W/R: Hey Malus you got Orders?
Me: No... I'm a curse build
Mo/W: I'm going to own these fools!
E/MO: not if i kill em first.

Match starts.... 55hp monk goes down fast after a Mesmer targets him. The E/MO goes down next (rend enchants). I try ressing the monk but of course w/ all those runes he can't be rez'd, didn't help he was callin us noobs for not ressing him. I try to res the Ele but I get killed in the process. Now the E/MO starts complaining to the monk that he should have just put the enchants on him. Now it's just the Iway soldier. He gets dropped by a FoC spiker on the other team. We lasted about 20 seconds.

When we got back to the district they were all griping. The Iway soldier was complaining about Necros who don't know how to play with teams and telling everyone to learn to bring team friendly skills. The Monk and El/Mo were still crapping on each other about who was more L337.

It was most amusing.

Doikor · Dec 21, 2005, 07:58 AM // 07:58

3 invi monks and me as a r/w
One blood necro came and owned the monks in like 5 seconds and then it was 1v4

Turbo Wombat · Dec 21, 2005, 09:23 AM // 09:23

A while back...
W/R (not IWAY) me
R/E
N/Me
W/Mo

As soon as everyone loads in, the Ranger says "I hate wmos" and leaves. "Ok," I thought "Good riddince you choosy little -CENSORED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT-." Soon thereafter, the necro quotes some line that sounded like it came out of Queen of the Damned then suicides with BiP followed by the ever popular "rez me!" quote. By this point in time we still have a good 10-12 seconds before the round even starts. Not being one who has patience for such faggotry, I too leave. Sadly, that W/Mo who didn't even get the chance to prove himself was stranded all alone with some dead necro-numbnut and 5-7 seconds on the timer before the round was to begin. Though I do feel bad for him, I'm not about to waste my time with that kind of crap.

Uriel Swift · Dec 21, 2005, 01:28 PM // 13:28

Too many to choose from.

There's always the "no-monkeee-im-leavee" guy:

"Screw this! No Monk I'm gone!"

Theres the HIGH number of warriors looking for a Warrior Duel:

"LOLZ! I PWNED THAT WARRIOR WIF EVIS!"

Those 55 monks crack me up as I kill their teamates and watch as they do nothing.

Got on a team of all Healing monks once. That was pretty funny. (We won too.)

There are more great bad teams in Comp, too many to list.

Kassad · Dec 21, 2005, 01:39 PM // 13:39

My team quit on me, thats my worst CA group, which turned out to be my best match I ever played. 4 v 1, im Illusion/Insp Mesmer, all I did was use mantra of persistence and degened them to death with conjure phan and some more dgen and to keep them away from me with crip anguish, and also phantom pain. Degened them all... god I wish I took an SS.

Inureface · Dec 21, 2005, 06:38 PM // 18:38

Funniest thing was, when I got 14 consecutive wins on my monk, my whole group was w/e w/n and w. The pure tank was damage and the other 2 KD. Smart tanks own probably anything up to a mesmer ^_^

jibikao · Dec 21, 2005, 06:51 PM // 18:51

My worst group:

1. Me
2. XXX Player has left the game.
3. XXX Player has left the game.
4. XXX Player has left the game.

Then I just Dance to death. lol

jibikao · Dec 21, 2005, 06:54 PM // 18:54

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Originally Posted by Uriel Swift

Too many to choose from.

There's always the "no-monkeee-im-leavee" guy:

"Screw this! No Monk I'm gone!"

Theres the HIGH number of warriors looking for a Warrior Duel:

"LOLZ! I PWNED THAT WARRIOR WIF EVIS!"

Those 55 monks crack me up as I kill their teamates and watch as they do nothing.

Got on a team of all Healing monks once. That was pretty funny. (We won too.)

There are more great bad teams in Comp, too many to list.

I agree. What's up with Warriors wanting to duel one on one?? It's sooooooooooooooo boring IMO. It takes forever. And it's really not about dueling anyway because the one with more defense skills usually win. And did they create their warriors based on "how do I kill the other warrior"?? Oh my god... I hope they are better than that!!!

Oh...and as for 55 HP Monk/Necro. I run vamp touch ranger all the time and it's so funny to leech them once and they are dead. LOL